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Mercedes Demotivational Poster


MERCEDES - Building cars you are drooling over. In Germany it is just a taxi.

TAGS: taxi mercedes germany cab
Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by Gryphus

666 - April 29, 2009, 4:55 am
In aust u can get a Merc & a 300C as a taxi as well.. call em silver service

This Tall -

TAGS: tall hitler mercedes ride
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Limeman

Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:44 am
Legendary poster!
LogicDude - October 30, 2008, 12:22 pm
Do you want to ride in my Mercedes boy? Mercedes...M-m-m-m-m-mercedes!

SMART - It's the new dumb.

TAGS: mercedes smart car crash dumb
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by TheOmegaMan

rerun - May 11, 2011, 8:10 pm

8 minutes. new record?
RDK - May 11, 2011, 8:01 pm
The new dumb is correct for whoever did the poster! NOT a Smart Car it's a Ford Escape. Do a little research before wou make idiots out of your selves. Big give away is the 5 bolt wheel pattern. Smarts have 3
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:23 pm
Oooops, having now taken the time to read some of the previous comments, I fear that my aboriphilia is showing. *presses hands to chest, for no apparent reason*
Sean - January 1, 2011, 9:21 pm
Re poster: Good thing the dude wasn't driving a Hummer: he would have gossly overpaid for his tin can coffin -- and everyone at the funeral would be smirking at presumed size of his unit.
AdmiralAckbar - October 23, 2010, 1:42 am
this reminds me of the smart cars that cut me off on the freeway doing 75. I can fit one of those things in the back of the truck. Yeah it might do well in crash tests but you will have no limbs left as the as the kin peals of as I roll over it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:41 am
the Crew is strong...and Derek is still here, spouting nonsense.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:39 am
Soon as you weed one out, two tree huggers take their place...sad. That's one thing that won't ever change. There will always be another Derek waiting to pick up the slack. But hey, long as you and the crew don't burn out, this place will always be fresh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:24 am
Sadly, We still have too many sensitive little b****es here. Men shouldn't have feelings IMO.
MO - October 23, 2010, 1:20 am
Yeah I was thinking the same thing as soon as I typed it. Flippin newbs!! Gotta earn that ****!! Nothing handed to 'em! Take your sh**s like a man/woman and you'll be respected a little quicker....just a little.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:13 am
some of the noobs are good, but if I mention them by name they'll just get all big headed about it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 1:09 am
All the new idiots are taken care of really quickly these days...we have our mods to thank for that.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:52 am
So fill me in...who's flamed out? Who's the new WTFO? Any promising newbs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:47 am
I dunno.....we all know yer gonna use your mouth anyways...
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:43 am
Two balls one cup? Or one cup per ball?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:41 am
Just remember to cup the balls....you'll be fine.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:37 am
To say that I've been busier than Aggy re landscaping New Orleans after Katrina would be and understatement. These wack jobs out here are two kinds of crazy. I may be from here but it's gonna take some gettin used to....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
How ya been since the move...are the t****ies prettier?
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:34 am
And forward me some of GS's greatest hits....I'd like to see what he's packing under that armor!
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:32 am
Well, you have to start out by washing lettuce....soon you'll be making fries! And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:27 am
I'm just an approval Mod...Gs keeps making me take raunchy pics of him for his plenty of fish account.
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:13 am
Well if anyone's gonna pop my cherri I want it to be you Mooooo! Hard to believe I've never even had so much as a slap on the wrist....But seriously sweet promotion bruther!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 23, 2010, 12:06 am
hey Mo! good to see ya......Banned!!!!! lol
MO - October 23, 2010, 12:03 am
Ya frickin GOON!! (congrats BTW)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 22, 2010, 8:50 pm
Yeah...call a moderator a goon....that'll go over well.....If you can't take criticism, I suggest canceling your account with your ISP. To be fair, I kinda liked it...we all get our own opinions.
TheOmegaMan - October 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
Cut me some slack, you got a start somewhere even though you act like a goon.
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 9:07 pm
But not the first, you can find this all over the web. I would call this out whether it was his first or 100th.
forseti - October 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
It's his first...
Faceplant31 - October 20, 2010, 4:02 pm
This has been portrayed and done so many effing times this and any others will receive a 1L from me.

INCOM' TAX' - The German Version

IF SHE ASKS FOR DIAMONDS ON VALENTINE'S DAY . . . - . . . show her this poster and negotiate a deal.